#1
While eating hot dogs for dinner:
Chelsea: I'M AFRAID OF MUSTARD!
Parents: ???
Chelsea: AND WATER!!
Chelsea: AND SLIDES!!!
Me: ?
Jeremy: Guess we won't be going on that mustard water slide.
#2
(File this one under "Things You Don't Need a PhD in Biology to Figure Out")
In the car:
Chelsea: Why was the 'kunk (skunk) all alone?
Me: I don't remember, sweetheart.
Chelsea: I DON'T REMEMBER EITHER!
Me: Maybe Daddy knows. Ask Daddy.
Chelsea: (breathlessly) Daddy, why was the 'kunk all alone?
Jeremy: Because he stinks.
(Duh!)
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Jeremy is awesome!
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hi
yes we agree Jeremy is awesome and we know he is and so is heidi we know she is awesome too
here is a riddle for you
What bird is the best weightlifter???
hope for a response
love OMA
answer to oma's question: the stork that brought in Savannah.
jl
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