Thursday, October 1, 2009

Dog Days of October

Jeremy and I love Halloween. We love decorating, we love dressing up, we love candy. (Well, maybe I love candy enough for both of us.)

We especially love homemade costumes. We stand in opposition to store-bought costumes. (Not in small part because all of the adult female costumes are variations on a slutty theme. But I digress.)

Chelsea announced last November 1st that she would be Thomas the Tank Engine this Halloween. And after a year of dreaming about the costume I would make for her, I broke down and bought her a store-bought version a few weeks ago.

With Chelsea squared away, I turned my attention to Savannah. We saw an adorable bumblebee costume at Gymboree and I had an attack of "I can make that!"

Later at home, I said to Savannah: "Mommy is going to make you a bumblebee costume! Won't that be cute? Do you want to be a bumblebee for Halloween?"

And she said, "Daw!"

Translation: "Dog!"

Me: "You want to be a dog for Halloween?"

Her: (big smile) "Yeah, yeah!"

Me: (to myself, in my head) YOU ARE TOO LITTLE TO EVEN KNOW WHAT HALLOWEEN IS! HOW DARE YOU ROB ME OF MY ADORABLE BUMBLEBEE!

So I decided to make a dog costume. I figured, I'll buy a white sweat suit, slap some black spots on it, throw some ears on the head and I'll have a cute little dalmatian. I mean, how hard can it be?

Surprisingly hard.

There must be a plain white sweatsuit at Target, right? No. There is one covered in sparkles and glitter. There should be one at Walmart, yes? No. There is one covered in rainbows and unicorns. Ditto for Kohl's, Old Navy, and anywhere else you might think to look for a plain white sweatsuit.

Next thing I know, we're in the costume aisle at Target. There are 3 dog costumes. A Saint Bernard, complete with a mini-cask of booze around the neck, which she (thank goodness) declined. A giant Scooby Doo costume, which she also declined and wouldn't have fit her anyway. And a $49.95 Pokey Little Puppy number which she also declined, with gratitude from my bank account.

Next stop, Halloween Superstore in an old empty Linens n Things, Best Buy, or Mervyn's. We find a perfectly cute, generic brown dog, in her size for less than the price of a dinner for four. She refuses! Now what!?

Can't make homemade, can't agree on store-bought, I finally decide I'm just going to dress her up as a bumblebee, and she's going to like it, dammit!

We go to Walmart to pick up some bumblebee supplies: yellow and black tulle (because bumblebees wear tutus, didn't you know?), yellow ribbon, elastic. On our way to the check-out, we detour through the Halloween section.

And find a cheap, toddler-size, Scooby Doo costume. Which Chelsea hands Savannah and Savannah promptly hugs and loves.

We bring it home for the moment of truth: will she actually wear it? We get the little body suit on, and the last part is a soft, hood-like dog head that straps under the chin with velcro.

This is a kid who pulls off every hat and yanks hair bows and barrettes right out. There is no way she's going to wear a velcroed-on dog face strapped to her head.

But she does.

And the pure joy on her face when I take her to the mirror to look at herself is priceless.

So now both of my precious angels will be wearing store-bought costumes this year. And my sweet bumblebee dreams have been dashed.

But, is this not the cutest little Scooby Doo you've ever seen?
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Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Califotos

As promised, here are some recent pics of our adventures in California...


Playing in Grandma's backyard



Little sunbather in Balboa Park




Fun with sunglasses and walkie-talkies!



Trying to get a cute shot...

nope
wait a sec...

gotcha!

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Thursday, September 10, 2009

Former Marbleheaders

Just a few pictures from our last big adventure in Massachusetts: taking the ferry to Charlestown Navy Yard to visit Old Ironsides.


Chelsea and me, on the ferry.

Savannah and Jeremy (her first boat ride!)


All of us at the Kidport

That last one looks crappy, I know, but I couldn't resist including a shot of our last few hours in Massachusetts. We hung out in the kids' playspace in Terminal C at Logan before boarding our flight out to Cali. (Why all airports do not have these is a mystery of the universe.)

Coming attractions: California pictures! Whee!

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Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Letter to a Leaky Faucet

Dear Left Boob,

You can stop now.

The babies are all done nursing. Like, WAY done. Months ago. Done.

And there are no new babies on the horizon for you.

So please, just stop now. Ok?

Much love,
Heidi's shirts, tank tops, and bras
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Friday, September 4, 2009

And a Side Order of the Buddha

Today I was watching Top Chef on YouTube (oh yes! it is very Top Secret, but it is there) and somehow stumbled on this crazy video of Penn Teller talking about atheists and agnostics.

From there, I found Sam Harris' website and became briefly absorbed in the forum discussions on religion.

I've only written a little about religion on here, it being such a controversial subject and my views being decidedly in the minority. But it is a topic of endless fascination and consternation to me.

As I've gotten older, I've learned to hold my tongue. I worked in a Christian school for a few years without getting into any blazing philosophical debates.

But when I was younger, I loved to argue about religion. Part of the reason I did my undergraduate degree in the Study of Religion was so that I would have a good comeback when religious people asked me (as they often did) if I had ever truly explored a religion. ("Why, as it so happens, I have a degree in the subject!)

Oh. And I also love The Big Lebowski.

(You: Huh? What the eff does that have to do with anything?)

All of this is just background to explain why I so greatly enjoyed an email that I received today from my fabulous and hysterical husband. This is what he wrote, in response to my mom's request that he pick something off the menu of a local Mexican place for an upcoming family gathering:

"I would like the Jesus."

Now, I have not confirmed this with him, but I am completely convinced that he picked this meal (it's a combination dinner, btw) primarily for the chance to say "I would like the Jesus." Or later, "I really enjoyed the Jesus." And maybe also, "You have to try the Jesus!"

(Yes, I know it's not "Jee-zuss" it's "Hay-soos," but "I would like the Hay-soos" just isn't as funny.)

My husband is selflessly ignoring his own desires in order to get a laugh.

Or maybe he really just wanted the "Dos Beef Tacos" combo plate.
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Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Future Tech Guru

Chelsea: Sometimes Thomas Googles himself!

Me: EXCUSE ME?

Chelsea: Sometimes Thomas types his name into Google to see pictures of himself!

Me (to myself, in my head): Who taught her that? How does she know to use Google as a verb? Well, we do sometimes type "Thomas" into Google and look at pictures of trains, but really? If she has been listening to me saying I'm going to Google something, what else has she picked up and just not spoken aloud yet? ARGH!
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Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Personally, I Prefer my Robert Smith a Bit Less Randy

We were at the home of some new friends recently for dinner and they asked us what we liked to do when we weren't chasing our kids around.

Our response? (insert sound of crickets chirping here)

Pretty sad. We're so wrapped up in our children and the hectic pace of daily life that we don't even know what we like to do anymore.

The following weekend, we had some free babysitting (thanks Grandma and Grandpa!) and decided over dinner that we should not just go sit in a movie theater, but do something different.

We decided on a concert in Pacific Beach at a place called Cane's. Now PB is a very college-y, party-ish part of town and Cane's is the kind of place where you see more fake boobs than real. Despite that being not at all our scene, we went because they were hosting a trio of 80s tribute bands: The Long Duck Dongs, The Cured, and Dead Man's Party.

We got there in the middle of the Dongs' set and they were actually really good. They are an 80s cover band, so it was like being at an 80s night except with a live band.

Then came The Cured. They looked silly with their ridiculous spiky wigs, but they sounded just like the Cure. Jeremy and I made bets on what they'd start and end with and both agreed that we'd barf if they played Friday I'm in Love at any point. (They did and we rolled our eyes.)


The Cured just went on for too long for my taste, but we had to stick it out for the whole reason we came: to see Dead Man's Party.


DMP is an Oingo Boingo tribute band and Jeremy and I are hardcore, old skool Boingo fans. We own all the albums, know all the words, and have seen them in concert over and over again. I even stalked the lead singer's brother in a shoe store in LA back in the day.

But that's another post.

DMP was more than worth the wait. They were excellent, so much fun. We danced and sang and screamed until it was way too late for two grown-ups with two small children to be out.

We went home with sore throats and ringing ears.

I don't think I ever need to do that again. But, boy howdy, I'm glad we did.

At least now we can say one thing we like to do.
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Photos from the bands' websites.