Massachusetts vs California: February Battle
Round 1: Getting Ready to Go Somewhere
Massachusetts: Sweaters, jackets, boots, mittens, and hats. Snow pants optional.
California: Sunscreen. Shoes optional.
Winner: California.
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Round 2: Baby-sitting options.
Massachusetts: Graduate students. Going rate of 10-12 dollars per hour.
California: Grandparents. Going rate of FREE.
Winner: California.
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Round 3: Living arrangements.
Massachusetts: Two-bedroom apartment. Baby and preschooler in same room waking each other up. Often broken washer and dryer in basement.
California: Five bedroom house. Children in separate rooms! Working washer and dryer in house!
Winner: California.
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Battle Winner: California, by a landslide!
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3 comments:
So happy for you that you're back in the land of milk and honey and babysitting grandparents!
Round 4: Sports Championships
San Diego: ???
Massachusetts: 2 world series championships in the past 5 years, 1 NBA championship last year, potential stanley cup this year, and 3 Lombardis in the past 8 years.
Winner: Mass. (can you imagine ever cheering for the Padres or Chargers? Unless they bring back T. Gwynn and R. Alomar or eliminate LT and all his supporters, I don't think so.)
jl
now, now...MA: Friday playgroup. CA: No Friday playgroup. Bam. MA = winner.
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