J: If you could get a tattoo, what would it be?
H: I don't want a tattoo.
J: But if you could...
H: But I don't want one.
J: But if you could want one...
H: I don't know what I would want because I don't want one.
J: If I got a tattoo, I would get a knife.
H: (laughs) A machete!
J: A butter knife.
H: (laughs more)
J: 'Cause I'm smooth like that... and I have small teeth.
H: You don't have small teeth! I just have large teeth. Your teeth are normal.
J: And I'm flat.
H: (laughing) And you're (laughing almost too hard to say it) dull!
J: (laughing) Did you just say "dull?"
H: (laughing inappropriately hard for 3am) Yeah!
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Any chance you could send over some of what you all smoke at 3 AM? Looks fun.
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