1. Every time she says "ya" (as in, "I hear ya!"), take a drink.
2. Every time she drops a "g" (as in, "I'm talkin' to the people!"), take a drink.
3. Every time she says "nuke-u-lar" instead of nuclear, take a drink.
4. Every time she overtly dodges a question, take a drink.
5. Every time she gives a rambling, incoherent answer more reminiscent of shoddy high school debate than of executive-level politics, take a drink.
Bonus Round: If she gets elected, hie thee hence to your local packie with your last few dollars, 'cause you're gonna need A LOT of liquor.
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You forgot when she says maverick!
-amy
you're so right. as soon as i saw the latest snl parody and tina fey ended it by saying, "and for those of you playing a drinking game at home: MAVERICK!" i was like, "doh!"
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