Friday, December 19, 2008

Christmas at Fenway

Dear Heidi,

Congratulations! You are invited to attend the sixth annual Christmas at Fenway this Saturday, December 13! This invitation-only event will provide those in attendance with a guaranteed opportunity to be amongst the first suckers Red Sox fans to spend an obscene amount of money on purchase 2009 select Sox game tickets.

You will also have the chance to have your child confused by photographed with Wally the Green Monster!

Your child will also be terrified delighted by Santa and Mrs. Claus!



Arrive early for your chance to be photographed with the 2004 and 2007 World Series Trophies! (Note to parents: although we may advise you to seat your baby between the trophies, you should not construe this as permission for your baby to touch the pretty, gold, shiny flags.)



As a guest of the Red Sox, you are invited to arrive at Gate D on Yawkey Way at the ass-crack of dawn 8am on December 13. The ticket sales will begin at 10am and we will make every effort to ensure that you stand in as many different lines as possible for as long as possible are able to purchase your tickets promptly.

Once you receive your tickets, please hand them to your child to pose with while praying she doesn't mangle or drop them keep them in a safe location.


Congratulations again and GO SOX!
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4 comments:

Heidi said...

PS Can you tell I just taught myself how to do strikethrough? (It's my new favorite thing.)

Anonymous said...

LOL. Love the strikethroughs, and your littlest one's awestruck expression while looking at both Santa and the big green monster.

Priceless.

Mia said...

I LOVE YOUR BLOG! And like your new addiction to strikethrough I think writing comments on your blog is my new favorite thing;)

The pictures are so adorable. I miss y'all very much!

Kara said...

That was hilarious! I am glad to see you have kept your sharp wit all these years! Your kids are adorable... I will have to read some more pages to find out what their names are, I think. I will check back often and maybe I will figure out what you've been up to all this time. Thanks for sending me the link!